::Madness::

So I decide to take a picture of my computer desktop at work (just for fun) and this is how my workstation looks like. YAY! Multi-tasking is a whole lots of MADNESS fun! It's kinda like raising baby squirrels, you go nuts.



True Story.

::"Dear Sister"::

This video gets me every time.



ROTFLMAO&BTC!

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::Shut up! shut up!::

Sometimes I think that a change of career would be, legen... dary! I don't know, maybe my dream of working in a Starbucks coffee shop will come true someday. I really think that's a great job. I mean being a barista sound sweet to me. You get to drink coffee all day. Plus they have great pastries and also they are stepping up with their breakfast selections. Oh, and coffee could be a great weapon. Yes, for example let's say that I have an annoying customer that I have to deal with and I just had a rough day. I just turn around from my cash register and grab a VENTI cup of extra hot boiling coffee and just throw it on her/his face. Just then I will yell hysterically-

"Shut up! shut up! Enough already! Who cares about your fuq'n white mocha, 3 shots, vanilla, hint of hazelnut, caramel, soy milk, extra frothy, foamy goodness, no syrup, 7 splendas, tall, grande, venti, latte... can we just use plain old english... small, medium, large instead of some other language that confuses people when placing an order for god sakes! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it!"

And then morph to an eagle and fly away.

If I ever apply at starbucks... I think that a great question to ask on my interview would be, do you ever press any charges? LOL!

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::Nu English::

Now days people are communicating in tech-talk (“internet slang”). What is the world coming to. Imagine if this netspeak, chat speak, chat room shorthand, or whatever you wish to call it-evolves to our Nu English. mmMm how would we sound like:

CHINO: OMG foo

PHILL: WTF WUWU

CHINO: GLLN

PHILL: WTH, OHY ^5 Foo

CHINO: dis HUN waz SFH

PHILL: 2H2H bro?

CHINO: Ya bro i had HLA

PHILL: OWAYS?

CHINO: Ya foo, MF2F4SX

PHILL: ILOTIBINLIRL!

CHINO: STFU, Foo

PHILL: LOL!

CHINO: I will U/D da noodz

PHILL: OK, rly

CHINO: CUWYL8r, OBTW

PHILL: Ya.

CHINO: She waz UR sista

PHILL: WTFH!

CHINO: ROTFLMAO&BTC!

Puzzled? Pretty much just bunch of gibberish, huh? I feel ya, it’s like decrypting codes. LOL!

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::mmMm, I don't see it::

Some people say that I have a huge head. Or that I'm going to fly away like a balloon. Also that I look like a walking lollipop. Seriously? mmMm, I don't see it. You tell me:


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::Barf Of Joy::

I like the fact that I feel clear, good, energetic, joyful about work. Here... this illustration shows how I feel:


I like to call it... BARF OF JOY.

True story.