::Shut up! shut up!::

Sometimes I think that a change of career would be, legen... dary! I don't know, maybe my dream of working in a Starbucks coffee shop will come true someday. I really think that's a great job. I mean being a barista sound sweet to me. You get to drink coffee all day. Plus they have great pastries and also they are stepping up with their breakfast selections. Oh, and coffee could be a great weapon. Yes, for example let's say that I have an annoying customer that I have to deal with and I just had a rough day. I just turn around from my cash register and grab a VENTI cup of extra hot boiling coffee and just throw it on her/his face. Just then I will yell hysterically-

"Shut up! shut up! Enough already! Who cares about your fuq'n white mocha, 3 shots, vanilla, hint of hazelnut, caramel, soy milk, extra frothy, foamy goodness, no syrup, 7 splendas, tall, grande, venti, latte... can we just use plain old english... small, medium, large instead of some other language that confuses people when placing an order for god sakes! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it!"

And then morph to an eagle and fly away.

If I ever apply at starbucks... I think that a great question to ask on my interview would be, do you ever press any charges? LOL!

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