Wednesday, October 15, 2008

::Binge Episode::

So last night while watching the new show on FOX (Fringe), I had gorged myself on Goldfishes.


I ate sooOOOoo much that I couldn't even move.


(Oh by the way, Fringe is pure awesomeness... better than The X-Files.) By the end of the show I had finished the entire bag, which serves 6 people. FUQ! So I couldn't believe that I was binge eating... does this mean I have an eating disorder?

Weeeeeelllll... I did some research and found this:

What Are the Signs a Person Has a Binge Eating Problem?


• eat much more rapidly than normal (YES.. CUZ I WANT SECONDS)
• eat until uncomfortably full (YES... THAT'S WHY I HAVE ELASTIC-WAIST BANDS)
• eat large amounts of food even when not hungry (YES.. CUZ L8R I WILL BE)
• eat alone because of embarrassment (WELL ONLY IF I'M EATING A WHOLE CHEESECAKE BY MYSELF)
• feel disgusted, depressed, or guilty after a binge eating episode (...WELL YEAH)
• gain weight excessively (MUFFIN TOPS RULE!)

I think I need help... mmMm... sigh...


That reminds me to buy more Goldfishes for my secret stash of snacks that I keep under my bed.

True Story.