I ate sooOOOoo much that I couldn't even move.
(Oh by the way, Fringe is pure awesomeness... better than The X-Files.) By the end of the show I had finished the entire bag, which serves 6 people. FUQ! So I couldn't believe that I was binge eating... does this mean I have an eating disorder?
Weeeeeelllll... I did some research and found this:
What Are the Signs a Person Has a Binge Eating Problem?
• eat much more rapidly than normal (YES.. CUZ I WANT SECONDS)
• eat until uncomfortably full (YES... THAT'S WHY I HAVE ELASTIC-WAIST BANDS)
• eat large amounts of food even when not hungry (YES.. CUZ L8R I WILL BE)
• eat alone because of embarrassment (WELL ONLY IF I'M EATING A WHOLE CHEESECAKE BY MYSELF)
• feel disgusted, depressed, or guilty after a binge eating episode (...WELL YEAH)
• gain weight excessively (MUFFIN TOPS RULE!)
I think I need help... mmMm... sigh...
That reminds me to buy more Goldfishes for my secret stash of snacks that I keep under my bed.
True Story.
1 comment:
That is very funny!!! But you are fu*?en dumb...stop thinking like that and stop eating all that shit and that reminds me that next time you ask for goldfish I'm not going to get you any because you are making this up that you have a disease
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